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 幽默的方法很多，一句话的幽默，你能辨析出来么？

    1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

    自从我听说“人还是死于天然原因者居多”之后，我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。

    2. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

    园艺定律：区分益草和害草的办法是，拔出来试试——如果很容易拔掉，就证明它是益草。

    3. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

    如果放在家里的东西找不回来，最容易的办法就是去买个新的回来。

    4. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

    你是否注意到，这年头，自从有了数码摄录机，就再也没人象以前那样老是说不明飞行物的事情了。（幽默的“原因”请见下方的读者评论）

    5. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

    不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火，而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火柴，真纳闷。

    6. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”